I did not while babysitting MSC (many small children) look up and see child 2 to wipe his nose on his shirt and ignore it because I was coloring with child 1, not me I am super observant!
I did not get bummed when i missed the 4mil mark on MckMama's blog, I would never be bummed about something like that!
I did not miss work on Friday due to an unexplained rash thinking it was something caught from the kids, when it was really a stress rash, not me! I am the epiphany of calm.
I have not spent hours this weekend "shaking my hips" as a dancing machine, not me!
I did not cuss out loud upon opening my bill for registration for next semester, not me!
I did not get bummed when i missed the 4mil mark on MckMama's blog, I would never be bummed about something like that!
I did not miss work on Friday due to an unexplained rash thinking it was something caught from the kids, when it was really a stress rash, not me! I am the epiphany of calm.
I have not spent hours this weekend "shaking my hips" as a dancing machine, not me!
I did not cuss out loud upon opening my bill for registration for next semester, not me!
2 comments:
i enjoy reading ur no me mondays.
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Great not me mondays I thought your not me's was very amusing keep em coming
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